A v1.0 commemorative drop for the people who shipped through the 0.x days and kept the devices connected.
01 / New release
The tag is cut. Commemorative kit for the people who were here since 0.x.
From $22
Somewhere in the history there is exactly one commit that got to be 1.0, and this shirt belongs to it alone. A combed ring-spun cotton tee that can never honestly be reprinted for any other release, which is more than most merch can say under oath.
Some people showed up after the 1.0 announcement. You were building on a handful of releases and a promise, and now there is a stable tag to prove you called it. Just enough smug to wear daily.
From $22
For the people who shipped through every breaking change and don't need to make a speech about it. Same cotton as the loud ones, quieter about the receipts.
The kitchen wall had the right format all along, it just picked the wrong third word. For the people whose idea of a genuinely good day is two devices that stay connected.
From $22
A shirt that saves its best material for whoever is standing close enough. A tee with a proximity requirement, which is the most honest thing anyone has said about Bluetooth in years.
Most classes graduate every year. This one graduated once, after more release candidates than anyone cares to recount. Eight ounces of 50/50 air-jet fleece, warm enough to outlast the retro that was supposed to be a celebration.
Every 1.0 leaves behind a trail of half-legible diagrams and notes that just say try this next. Here's a home for the next trail: 140 dotted pages, wire-o bound so it lies flat, sized to live next to the keyboard until 1.0.1 needs it.
The coffee was part of the toolchain long before the tag was cut. Black glossy ceramic in 11 or 15 ounces, dishwasher and microwave safe, so it reconnects after a wash cycle more reliably than most peripherals.
Some people showed up after the 1.0 announcement. You were building on a handful of releases and a promise, and this mug has the coffee rings to prove it. Black glossy ceramic in 11 or 15 ounces, with just enough smug for the morning standup.
02 / Core collection
Just the logo. Clean kit for the people who ship Bluetooth.
From $22
Somewhere there's a timeline where Bluetooth pairs on the first try, every time. We can't get you there, but we can get you this shirt. A combed ring-spun cotton tee soft enough to debug in at 2am.
From $22
The same wordmark as the Tee, just smaller and over the heart, for the people who ship Bluetooth and would rather not make it their whole personality. Same combed ring-spun cotton, quieter about it.
From $45
The thing you reach for when the build is red, the office is cold, and the bug is "definitely a driver issue." Broken-in soft from the first wear, warm enough to outlast a standup that should have been an email.
From $32
For the days that want a hoodie's warmth and a meeting's dress code at the same time. Midweight and relaxed, soft enough that you'll forget you're technically dressed up.
$26
Roomy enough for the laptop, the charger, and the three cables you keep because one of them definitely works. Organic cotton, built to be overpacked.
For every surface that could use more signal: laptop lid, water bottle, the last clean corner of your monitor. Six to a sheet, which somehow is never quite enough.
Three stickers: one for the laptop, one for the water bottle, and one for the friend who's still rage-toggling Bluetooth off and on like it's 2014.
$26
Desk real estate for the setup that outgrew its keyboard tray. Broadcasting edge to edge across 15.5 by 31.5 inches of smooth, anti-slip surface, so the mouse glides even if the connection doesn't.